or "WARNING: Controversy Ahead!"
Topic: What is your favorite Disney Princess movie and why?
If I was and am ever to catch shit from a blog post I'm sure this will be this one. There are very few things more divisive than declaring which is your favorite Disney Princess movie. Talking politics. Pshhh. Discussing religion. A cake walk. State your favorite Disney Princess? If you claim the wrong Disney Princess in the wrong hood, that shit will get you straight up killed!
I ain't scurred though! My favorite Disney Princess and favorite Disney Princess (note: my hands are shaking and I just broke out in a cold sweat) movie is...
...The Little Mermaid.
Snow White? Go back to sleep! Cinderella? Get back in your pumpkin! Aurora? Who? Belle. Ok. Belle, we're cool, but you're still no Ariel. All the rest of y'all...meh.
The honest reason why The Little Mermaid is my favorite mostly has to do with when it came out. It stirs the greatest feeling of nostalgia out of all the Princess movies. I was still young enough to not be jaded yet and old enough to think that Ariel was "teh hawt".
Please don't hate me.
I'll be back again tomorrow with a far less controversial topic: diet. Wait, that's pretty bad too. Oh well.